Next level nonsense: Naked Donald Trump

Someone owes a big apology to the streetwalkers ofáNew York, Cleveland,áLos Angeles, San Francisco and Seattle today. There’s some things in life you just can’t un-see, and theseálife-sized naked Donald Trump statuesáareáfor sure one of them (shoutout to Getty Images for the nightmare fuel heartbreaking photos at the statue scenes).

Basically, theáactivist group INDECLINE who yup, you guessed it, isáanti-Trump, placed naked statues of the big man himselfáin several major U.S. cities.

While I’m sure this group intends to 281085c6e7d7d6059b8586abcb084621bringáeven moreáhumor into the already disastrous political race (not the ha-ha kind, but the crying/smiling emoji kind), they’reáalsoámaking aápoint. Their statement said, we needáto help ensure thatáTrump “is never installed in the most powerful political and military position in the world.”

TouchÚ guys, but is this going do to the trick? Are you persuading voters with this nonsense?áTo put it in the words of every single one of your Facebook friends, “I try not to get involved in political discussions, but….”

I can’t help myself on this one. This isájust such a bizarre move I have to question where we’re at here with this election. As if it hasn’t been unbearable enough!

Sh*t, the nightly news is laughable on its own.áTrump’s tweets, statements and speeches help him dig a deeper whole every day. Who’s the funny guy that thinks we need to now see him NAKED to further developáour already bad thoughts?

Butáof course, people are doing a little bit of everything with it:

  1. Demanding the statues areátaking down
  2. Taking selfies with the statues, hugging it, defacing it…who knows
  3. Wondering how realistic its “features” are, and maybe even doing some self comparisons (I’m sparing you from the graphic below-the-belt images)


At the end of the day, it’s so great to see people expressing their artistic talents to illustrateácellulite on our GOP nominee’s behind. It’s inspiring, truly. And now you’ll be thinking of those nauseating details until November, I know you will.




How do you feel?

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