On July 9th, Major League Eaters will present “The World’s Healthiest Eating Championship” in Buffalo, NY. Let’s be clear, this is the same company that puts on the infamous Nathan’s Hot Dog eating contest. Where the monsters among men come to play as they devour pig intestines mixed with other stuff and a bun all for sport. Now that same company is promoting a healthy lifestyle with a new Kale eating contest, and I’m sure it has to do with the company’s new girlfriend.
Kale is a tough leafy thing, also a good source of thiamin, pantothenic acid and dietary minerals including iron, calcium, potassium and phosphorus. So it’s not bad for you, but then again, when is the last time you tallied your intake of anything I just mentioned?
Kale has become a craze among health nuts and healthy quacks alike and honestly I blame Beyoncè.
The hype is so real that this is now a thing:
The World’s Healthiest Eating Championship Presented By Healthy Options will be able to walk the streets of Buffalo, NY, and beyond and proclaim themselves as the healthiest competitive eater on the planet.
Do you dare challenge yourself against kale for the first time in recorded human history? Do you want to see the best eaters in the world set a world record in this new and demanding discipline? This is Kale Yeah!—The World’s Healthiest Eating Championship Presented By Healthy Options! At the table or in the crowd—don’t you ever miss it!
Why would you ever stuff your face with Kale for sport? A belly full of nutrients? Nah, man the GREEN:
TOTAL PRIZE PURSE: $4,000
Now kale just got a little more interesting. I’m going to Buffalo.
This contest will take place at 2pm Eastern, on Saturday, July 9th, 2016, on the Buffalo City Hall Portico Steps—65 Niagara Square, Buffalo, NY 14202—at the Taste of Buffalo Festival