Rob Kardashian is SO On Brand Right Now and I LOVE it

Earlier this week, the lesser of all Kardashians, Rob, went on a social media rant against his fiancée and baby mama Blac Chyna. Have we all seen this by now? The non-celeb took to Instagram and posted a NSFW picture of Chyna’s lady bits and ranted on about how she’s cheated and gotten into drugs all while abusing him financially.

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After getting banned from Instagram for posting said “revenge porn” (illegal), he continued on Twitter and let the whole world see how ridiculous and crazy his 600lb. life has become.

Yeah, it’s embarrassing and most of us have better things to read about, but boy do I LOVE it. Rob Kardashian is acting so on brand and none of us should be surprised or unamused. Why? Just a few simple reminders:

He’s a Kardashian

Obvious, but important to the story. Every Kardashian lives for drama — from Khloe’s rocky relationship with NBA player Lamar Odom to Kim’s countless controversies involving sex tapes and robberies to actually naming her child North West.

Rob has always fallen behind the rest of the crew, while bearing the burden of being the only surviving male Kardashian and overcoming the loss of his father in front everyone who watches the E! channel. These struggles have physically changed ol’ Rob just a little bit but he’s had no problem sharing that part of his story, either.

We’re talking about Blac Chyna here

It was shocking to find out these two were a pair, and then shortly after we learned Chyna was pregnant and Rob was gonna be a dad. And ICYMI, Blac Chyna is also an ex/baby mama of Tyga –who now dates (or dated?) Kylie Jenner.

But in true Kardashian fashion, Rob & Chyna got their own television show and 30-seconds into the series sh*t was already starting to hit the fan. I wish I could find the video clip of this epic moment captured via gif:


What wealth is Rob referring to? He sells socks for a living!

Of course he’s making that Kardashian money somehow, but Rob accused Chyna of taking all his money and using him for jewelry, childcare and other pricy items. But we ALL remember that Rob K’s big winning idea was to start selling socks for a living. This a real headline from 2012:

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In fact, the last thing he tweeted before his Chyna rant was this:

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I could buy these socks at Wal-Mart and 100 other stores right now! Please don’t act like you’re rolling in straight cash just by selling pairs on pairs. Chyna would NOT have been engaged to you if she believed this was your primary source of income.

So the moral of the story here is that Rob Kardashian is known for his mental breakdowns, publicly-broadcasted instability and all out ridiculousness. The fact that he is now facing potential legal trouble after this latest publicity stunt probably isn’t enough to make him smarten up.

As loyal lovers of the internet, all we can do is sit back and relax and appreciate all the entertainment value a non-celeb-celeb like Rob can bring to this world.

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