From Now On Pet Maternity Photos Are The Only Maternity Photos I Want To See On My Timeline

A couple made a Facebook announcement on the birth of their new baby kitten. At first my eyes couldn’t roll back any further into my head without them falling out of place, but then I realized, this is actually pretty funny. I’m gonna go ahead and assume it’s just a couple with a good sense of humor and they didn’t actually fornicate this kitten.




At this moment I realized that pet maternity photos are 1000% better than real baby ones. Pregnancy may be the most intimate time of your life and if I didn’t ask to be a part of it then I definitely don’t want to be a part of it. And God forbid, nobody wants to see your baby when it’s in alien form. They need to introduce a law, we’ll call it the fresh baby law, no pictures of fresh babies on the internet.

Now that every communications major has a party time gig as a photographer, these maternity photos are become all too relevant in a world where nobody gives a damn. All I can hope is that pet maternity photos become all the rage. Because we need more of this:




So god damn precious. I felt more empathy for this couple than I have anybody ever getting pregnancy and leaking it all over my timeline. But you know the only thing that could have made this shoot 100X better?

If it was dog. 

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