Is Asking a Girl if She Likes Big Balls The Worst Pick Up Line of All Time?

I went out on Caroline Street last night with a group of friends and we had a blast. CSP had an unreal band, saw a couple hockey buddies I haven’t seen in months and even my bud Garrison joined for a sprite and some tunes, arguably the most interesting person in the capital district.

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Anyways, I walk up to the bar to order some drinks for a couple friends and myself and was standing behind a couple really cute girls. I was a man on a mission to get drinks so I kept my head down and stayed in my lane- that is until a guy came up to me and asked if I was with the girls. Here is how the conversation went.

Chad: “Oh hey man what’s up?!! Are you with these girls?”

Me: “.. Eh what’s up dude, no I don’t know who they are.”

Guy: “Do you think they like big balls?”

Me: “Uhhhhwhat?”


Me: “Yeah man, why are you asking me this?”

Guy: “Watch this *wink face*”

And that’s when I came to a realization as to why girls hate guys at the bar.

He proceeded to ask these girls if they liked big balls and guess how that went?


What an idiot. I guess I just don’t know where that conversation could’ve gone. What was this guy trying to prove? Yeah, he might have been intoxicated but what rational thought was going through his head? They either get creeped out and toss a drink in his face or they say “OoOo I love me some big balls” and you have yourself a stage 5 clinger.

What ever happened to the, “Oh hey you look incredible, can I buy you a drink?” Or the casual “I’ll take two Labatts and…. whatever they’re drinking.” I often wonder why guys are scrutinized so much now a days. I wonder this because some of us aren’t absolute creepy assholes. Some of us like to treat girls with respect and some of us don’t ask girls if they like big balls. However there are some guys out there ruining everything else for the salt of the earth brothers out there. It’s sad. Sad!

So tell me this…What’s the worst pick up line you’ve ever heard? Comment below.



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