Kahlúa is Releasing Espresso Martinis in a Can and I’m Back off The Wagon

Kahlúa Espresso Style Martini Ready to Pour is a twist on the classic Kahlúa cocktail…in a can. We’ve perfected the recipe with just the right amount of vodka, Kahlúa and coffee, and then added a special, magic nitro foam that’ll give you a velvety smooth, bar-quality Espresso Martini every time.


Stop the press. This can’t be real can it?! I checked, it is and I’m super excited. Just when I told myself that I might have a problem and I should tone down my drinking, this happened.

I’m not going to lie. Espresso martinis have and always will be my drink of choice. I take a lot of shit from people and I order them when I’m out at the bar. I know it’s coming, but they’re fuckin delicious. I’m just excited that now I have the ability to put them in a thermos and walk the streets when I’ve been alienated inside the four walls of a bar like I’m trapped in a prison.

I need to find these asap. If anyone knows where to get their hands on these bad boys please reach out. And if anyone wants to grab a bunch and kill a couple days, let’s chat.


These better be as good as they sound. But then again I also thought that that Bud Light a rita thing would also be a hit. I’m pretty sure I still have a headache from my first one.


Photo Credit — sogoodblog.com

As soon as I have a Khalúa Espresso Martini I will give a full report on whether or not it should be worth out time. That is after my hangover of course.



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