I’m 100% Team Michele Riggi

Let’s paint a picture. You wake up after a good nights sleep, you walk to your kitchen, pour a cup of coffee and get ready to take on the day. You walk outside and you notice something, something is not what it is supposed to be. Someone came on your property in the middle of the night and vandalized your home, whether it be a statue, a garden, a fucking blade of grass, someone went out of their way to fuck with you and whether you like it or not, you feel violated. You realize that the one spot in the entire world that you’re supposed to feel safe, that is supposed to be indestructible is not as secure as you once thought.

This is what happened this week to Saratoga socialite Michele Riggi, who had her Mother’s Day tulips stolen from her front yard by a couple of Skidmore degenerates. Now of course they’re just flowers, and she could definitely just buy new ones, but that’s not the point. Someone vandalized her property and she took action, that should be the end of the story, but of course the internet is not ok with that because of who she is.

The people who are complaining at the fact that Michele Riggi received justice are the type of people ruining this world. These “OH MY GOD EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE HURTS MY FEELINGS AND I WANT TO BE LOUD AND PRETEND TO BE UPSET ON FACEBOOK” are the WORST. Let me ask you something, do you really think the people complaining about Michele would not be the first people taking to social media after their property was stolen? Give me a break.

Social justice warriors need not take the streets of the internet when a couple tulips got stolen because you’re an idiot if you think this was the first time this happened. There have been a long range of reports of locals and Skidmore students alike messing with her property, and this was the tulip that broke the socialite’s silence. You don’t need to go on some sort of self-righteous brigade to showcase the fact you think she shouldn’t have done that because the flowers only cost $10.

You all are pissed at a woman who felt violated at her own home and used her own clout to fix it and I just don’t get that. How is it ANY of your business what this lady does with her life? You would do the exact same thing if this happened to you, except the only difference is nobody would care. And that’s why we’re all so fascinated by Michele and that’s why I’m 100% team Riggi. You’re all acting like her getting two punks caught and tulips returned is the worst thing that has happened in history. Luckily for us, lions don’t concern themselves with the opinions of sheep. Roar baby, roar.




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